Jeanne Devon “AKMuckraker”: The “Not So Secret” Life of Bristol Palin
The Palins have not only crossed the line from news to entertainment, theyve leapt across it with abandon.Sarah is a commentator for Fox News, and best-selling author. Todd continues his status as Iron Dog celebrity. Levi is a Playgirl centerfold and pistachio nut spokesmodel. Bristol is a TV star and abstinence cheerleader. Trig is a press release topic, stage prop, and a tool for bashing bloggers and Hollywood media. Tripp is a “consequence,” a cautionary tale that has spawned a TV appearance by his mom, and a tool of irony to get back at his father for going on TV. The custody battle itslef is a reality show wrapped in Court TV wrapped in a soap opera.The poor nation is doomed. Lets face it. We have no choice. Its like driving along the highway minding your own business and seeing something on the highway median – Look, its dancing dogs, and prancing ponies in spangles with women in bikinis standing on top, and shirtless men lifting giant weights, and a ferris wheel, and exotic creatures with stripes and spots, and a woman juggling bowling balls and hack saws, and fireworks and clowns riding around in small cars, and banjos and balloons, and guys swallowing swords and fire, and having someone in the back seat saying “Dont look!”The reality is that as long as the Palins continue to wear rainbow wigs and ride around in small cars, and take their shirts off, and juggle power tools, America will keep watching.And after a couple seasons of “The Palins” when its all starting to get a little predictable, fear not. Willow and Piper are waiting in the wings.
via Jeanne Devon “AKMuckraker”: The “Not So Secret” Life of Bristol Palin.
via Jeanne Devon “AKMuckraker”: The “Not So Secret” Life of Bristol Palin.
