About The Sarah Palin Admiration Society

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Our Hero and Savior

Josiah Frumpacker, co-founder of the Sarah Palin Admiration Society, was none to pleased when his main squeeze and Sarah Palin lookalike, Anita Mandelay, dumped him for a younger man.  To make matters worse, Anita and her new man, Thor Pickelberry, absconded with Sarah Palin trade secrets and formed their own group competing group:  The Sarah Palin Admiration and Salvation Society. (Sarah Palin’s ASS)  Thor, who is not what Eastern “intellectual” snobs might call a “scholar” nevertheless knows when he sees a good business opportunity.

So Anita and Thor together decided to hop on the Sarah Palin “celebrity gravy train” and share their inside scoop about the inner workings of the Sarah Palin Alaska “machine.” in the form of a new book entitled:  Sarah Palin:  Going Bogus.  (www.GoingBogus.com)  This was a bit of a stretch for Thor and Anita since neither of them, technically speaking, knew how to read or write books.   But they got around this hurdle by hiring Anita’s hairdresser’s sister as a ghost to help out with the heavy lifting in “wordage.”   Besides,  Thor realized that most Sarah Palin worshippers really weren’t all that interested in lots of unnecessary facts and extraneous verbiages, so they opted mostly for skin and pictures.

As far as Josiah Frumpacker was concerned, this was war.  Not only were Anita and Thor publishing Sarah Palin smut, but they were also passing themselves off as legitimate, Sarah Palin insiders, which of course anybody who knows their way around the blue highways in Alaska, knows they were not.  In short, Anita and Thor had committed blasphemy.  Retaliation was in order!

So Josiah Frumpacker, whose credentials as a Sarah Palin supporter (until then) had been impeccable, decided to publish his own tell all Handbook, Sarah Palin: Going Rude. (www.GoingRude.com) Josiah didn’t have the money to hire a ghost, but he did know his way around the English language enough to at least bring the wordage up to Sarah Palin’s high standards of convolution.  It is unclear, whether Sarah Palin herself actually contributed to this Handbook, but from the style of writing it appears that she was at least involved as a voyeur.  Josiah’s book contains some startling revelations  in what are put forth as the “original” drafts of now well know Websites like The Sarah Palin PAC, the Sarah Palin LinkedIn Profile, and the Sarah Palin Wikipedia article.   According to Josiah, these drafts were penned by Sarah Palin herself in penciled scribblings before the big public relations machine took over things. This claim has yet to be authenticated by the Sarah Palin Baptist Church, which oversees the authentication procedures.  It has also been disputed by Thor, Anita and other knowledgeable commentators.

Clearly however, Sarah Palin: Going Rude breaks new ground in the emerging Sarah Palin literary genre with a detailed section on “Palinoia”, in which the official Sarah Palin “enemies list” is made public for the first time along with talking points that Sarah Palin’s worshipers are urged to use to disparage and discredit these members of the “gotcha  journalism” brigade and old boy network political scene.

Another valuable section of the book includes “Tips for Palin Patriots” such as “Supporting Sarah Palin Legislation for Christian Tracking of Potential Terrorists”  and “Flushing Democrapic Rhetoric Down the Sarah Palin Brand Self Composting Toilet.”

All in all these new Sarah Palin books provide the reader with a valuable inside look at the dealings, squabble and family feuds that have come to characterize America’s most entertaining clan since Jed Clampett and family invaded Beverly Hills and America’s living rooms decades ago.