Palin Patriots Tips

Palin Patriot Tip Number 39

Buy a Sarah Palin Brand “Stupidity Siphon” Home Starter Kit

We have received an exclusive tip that Sarah Palin’s Christian Baptist Church has recently reached an agreement with a major defense contractor to begin offering a “Palin Brand” “Stupidity Siphon” Home Starter Kit.

This will be marketed through major retail outlets such as Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Good Guy, Sears and Macys and will be positioned as a 21st Century version of the home bomb shelter that was all the rage in the 1950’s.  One of the many intriguing items in the starter kit will be a simple but elegant device that enables ordinary citizens to harvest rainwater for emergency drinking supplies by employing inexpensive plastic tubing to create a “Premium Grade Stupidity Siphon”.  This ingenious device collects rainwater in buckets (placed at the bottom of drain spouts), siphoning water upwards towards 50-gallon drums (available also in 100 gallon and 500 gallon sizes) to be placed on your roof.  The drums can, if properly contoured be used alternatively for hotubs and bathing. we recommend using the stupidity siphon as a metaphor for the Sarah Palin Experience, creating a closed loop of infinite societal stupidity. In this way, Repugnicans can recycle their premium grade stupidity so that it can be used again and again by other Repugnicans.